Make and left a note saying I was

Make and left a note saying I was

Make It Easy For Your Student To Write Home Date: ___________Dear Parent(s),I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics ofinterest to both of us.Please send:__ Money (Cash)! Amount: $_________ Food (Cookies)! Dozens: __________ Clean clothes!Relationships: __ What?__ I am in love with myself__ I am in love!__ I am engaged__ I got married last weekendMy Roommate: __ Worships the ground I walk on__ Gave me a black eye__ Committed suicide and left a note saying I was the reason__ Is afraid of the dark and wants to sleep with me in my bed ???__ Has fleasMy Professors are: __ Sadistic water walkers__ Mental institution escapees__ Brain dead nerds__ Super oxygen thievesLatest News: __ I wrecked the car__ I can’t use your credit card because I have exceeded the credit limit __ You are going to have a grandchild__ False alarm – you are NOT going to have a grandchildFood: __ Is great!__ Even makes me appreciate your cooking__ I have had pizzas for the last eleven mealsGrades: __ I am making all A’s__ I am not being properly challenged__ I will be home after this semesterI study: __ Night and day__ All the time__ 80 hours a week__ Only on Sunday afternoon__ None of the aboveDaily Devotions: __ I read my Bible everyday__ I can’t read__ Someone stole my Bible while I was at one of the local barsOn my last visit home, I left: __ My glasses__ My paper that was due yesterday__ The clothes you washed for me__ My (girlfriend’s) birth control pills__ The check to cover my delinquent tuition payment__ Other _____________________________________________Please send above items by Federal Express (Priority One) or UPS(Blue) Laundry: __ My white underwear is now ___________________ I am saving money by not using detergent__ Don’t worry, I washed my clothes last semester__ I hang my clothes out the window when it rainsMy room: __ Can pass your “white glove” test__ Is only _____% full__ Could not be located last Saturday night__ Was rented by the ROTC for hazardous terrain trainingParties: __ I don’t inhale__ I only go to meet people__ Haven’t been to one since this morningHope you: __ Miss me__ Can live without me__ Are not overdoing the celebration of my absenceSalutation: __ Your Daughter,__ Your Son,__ Yours,