i ate my cheetos didnt you! They orange

i ate my cheetos didnt you! They orange

i love those damn fish sticks cuz there not real fish they are some weird shit.Yo, whats up little pup. : You schmendrick, its not that hard to replace a muffler. Ooo, there is a problem with your catalytic converter.

Use that Alpo can and some hose clamps damn it. : No, you ass youll eviscerate your self, choke up on the knife, turn it around and hold the blade like give it to me, like this. : How about your mom, no, how about we build that model with those bottle rockets. : Why the hell cant you read a fuckin map! It is there! Shut up crack head. Oh, your right it isnt there. Crap.

Lets just take i295. : I hate it when people speed up and slow down & speed up and slow down! Why does on one know how to drive? : lets race.Junior mints, when you leave them near your heater, they get nice and gooey, that way when you throw them out the sun roof at oncoming cars they splat like the nastiest bug you have ever seen, and for a bird effect use the fifty cent fruit pies at night. ; their gonna be confused when they open theyre mail box and find all that KFC, or when in Canada PFK. ; Dude, that guy was holding poop in one hand and his pooch in the other with a really content expression on his face!? : You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

: Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? You can unload one with a pitchfork. : Oh my, look at that chick in the car in front of us, she is going nuts. Way too much crack aye kid. Dude, she made my day. ; old guy! :Thats an awfully large green lady with some pretty bright head lights.

She kinda van shaped. Oops he was just a mail box. ; Yes I have not herd Duran Duran since the 80s.

This tares!You ate my cheetos didnt you! You ate my cheetos didnt you! toast your fingers they orange! You ate my cheetos didnt you! They orange toast, they orange. Iiow punch yu in da moouf, yu gonna bleed on your sewf and ouders. Im comin after you. I-I-I-Im gonna eat your heart. Im gonna eat your baby. ; man its a bitch to roll beef jerky with zig-zags! Dude, I cant wait to light this up and pass it to Raul, he is such a oaf hell smoke most of it before he realizes what it is. Eew, this is a disgustingly greasy joint.

Dude its almost clear. It will have to be dark out. Well actually the prechewed jerky joint isnt that scary looking but lets hope he doesnt smell it. ; Hay its Boy, its Saturday at 9:54 pm. You should call me at toms house until 11:30 or lumpys house after that.

When Zanado was really drunk I was rubbing fried chicken on his face, he made a feeble attempt to fend me off but I dropped the chicken and his dog got hold of it. I took me twenty minutes to get the chicken back. When I got back to the fire he was armed with Sockum Bopers. He attacked me.

I stole his shield, and punched him in the face with it. My knuckles just barely touched his forehead and then he went flying backwards kinda like the time I threw that empty cardboard box at Edgar and he tried to dodge it but jumped into it and he went flew six feet and landed flat on his back. Anywho he lied there for a few minutes. I put the chicken in his hand after rubbing it on the top of his head. Minutes later he stood up, walked over to me and rested up against a tree. There was a long pause suddenly realized he had KFC in his hand freaked out, threw the chicken and ran to his car and went home.

; Bondo and duck tape will fix it. ; What if the rule was twelve or more cars and your invited? ; Ill make you burgers when you die. ;Hay that asshole stole my stick! That walking dung heap stole that stick out of the grill on the caviler. ;Words/ Pages : 749 / 24